At Least It’s Not Another Pizza Party | Funny Gift for Nurses
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Some shifts deserve more than cold pizza and fluorescent lighting.
At Least It’s Not Another Pizza Party is a funny nurse gift candle made for healthcare workers who have seen it all and somehow made it through. Equal parts humor and survival ritual, this soy candle helps you decompress, reset, and reclaim your peace after a long shift.
The clean-burning soy wax and creates a calming sensory experience, while the bold label brings humor to the realities of healthcare life. Whether you're gifting a nurse, celebrating a graduation, or treating yourself after a hard shift, this candle delivers comfort, personality, and validation.
Hand-poured in Texas, this funny nurse candle is designed to turn burnout into a moment of calm.
Perfect for:
• Nurse graduation gifts
• Nurse appreciation gifts
• Healthcare worker gifts
• Funny nurse candles
• Post-shift decompression rituals
Choose Your Scent
Each scent creates a unique emotional experience while maintaining the same funny nurse gift label.
Lavender & Vanilla — Soft, Calm, Restorative
A comforting blend that quiets the nervous system and creates a peaceful atmosphere.
Top: Lavender
Middle: Vanilla Bean
Base: Ambered Musk
Perfect for unwinding after long shifts and promoting emotional reset.
Birthday Cake — Warm, Sweet, Comforting
A nostalgic, bakery-inspired scent that feels cozy and familiar.
Top: Cream Cheese, Vanilla
Middle: Coconut, Almond
Base: Dough, Cake
Perfect for celebrating nurse graduations, birthdays, and milestones.
Grapefruit & Mint — Bright, Fresh, Energizing
A refreshing scent that lifts mood and restores focus.
Top: Grapefruit, Mint, Rhubarb
Middle: Rose, Lavender, Apple
Base: Vanilla
Perfect for daytime burn and emotional refresh.
White Tea & Jasmine — Clean, Serene, Spa-Like
A fresh, airy fragrance that creates a calm, peaceful atmosphere. This scent feels like stepping into a quiet spa — clean, soothing, and effortlessly restorative.
Top: Mandarin, Lemon
Middle: Bergamot, Ginger
Base: Jasmine, White Tea
Perfect for creating a calm environment, promoting relaxation, and bringing a sense of clarity after long shifts.
Why Nurses Love It
• Funny, relatable gift that feels personal
• Clean-burning natural soy wax
• Meaningful gift for nurse graduation or appreciation
• Hand-poured in small batches
• Designed by a nurse who gets it
Perfect Gift For
• Nurse graduation gifts
• Nurse appreciation gifts
• New nurse gifts
• RN, BSN, NP graduates
• Healthcare worker gifts
• Nurse week gifts
• Coworker gifts
• Self-care gifts for nurses
Product Details
• 8 oz net wt
• 100% natural soy wax
• Lead-free, 100% cotton wick
• Approximate burn time: 45+ hours
• Phthalate-free, toxin-free fragrance oils
• Clear glass jar with gold lid
• Hand-poured by a fellow nurse in Texas
Fragrance also available in:
- Trim the wick before each burn
Keep the wick trimmed to about ¼ inch to ensure a clean, even burn and a gentle crackle.
- Allow a full melt pool on the first burn
Let the wax melt evenly across the surface to prevent tunneling and maximize burn time.
- Burn for 2–4 hours at a time
This helps preserve the fragrance and prevents the candle from overheating.
- Place on a heat-safe, stable surface
Always burn your candle on a flat, heat-resistant surface away from drafts.
- Keep away from flammable items
Avoid placing near curtains, bedding, books, or anything that could catch fire.
- Never leave a burning candle unattended
Extinguish before leaving the room or going to sleep.
- Keep out of reach of children and pets
For safety, place candles where little hands or curious paws can’t reach.
- Stop burning when ½ inch of wax remains
This prevents the jar from overheating and protects your surface.
- Extinguish gently
Use a candle snuffer or carefully blow out the flame to minimize smoke.
- Allow wax to cool before relighting or moving
Let the candle fully cool and reset between burns.
PROCESSING
We pack and ship most orders within 1–3 business days (Monday–Friday). During busy times like holidays or big sales, processing may take a little longer.
SHIPPING
$5.99 flat rate U.S. standard shipping. Orders over $75 ship free within the U.S.!
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email. Please allow up to 48 hours for tracking to show updates.
DELIVERY TIME
North America orders typically ship within 48–72 hours of processing and arrive in approximately 5–7 business days after shipment. Delivery times are determined by USPS and may vary.
Once your order has been scanned and accepted by USPS, Vibe & Glo Candle Studio is no longer able to control delivery timelines. We are not responsible for shipping delays, rerouted packages, or unsuccessful delivery attempts caused by the carrier.
If you have any questions about your order or shipment, please contact us at info@vibeandglocandlestudio.com