Brought You This Because Your Shift Was Bullshit | Nurse Humor Gift Candle
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Some shifts don’t deserve a thank you. They deserve recovery.
I Brought You This Because Your Shift Was Bullshit is a funny nurse gift candle created for healthcare workers who showed up, handled everything, and somehow made it through. Equal parts validation and nervous system reset; this hand-poured soy candle turns post-shift survival into a moment of calm.
The clean-burning natural soy wax and 100% cotton wick create a grounding sensory experience, while the bold, relatable label says exactly what every nurse is thinking. Whether you're gifting a coworker, celebrating graduation, or helping someone recover from a brutal shift, this candle delivers humor, comfort, and emotional relief.
Hand-poured in Texas by a nurse who understands the reality of healthcare life, this funny nurse candle was designed to help healthcare workers decompress, reset, and reclaim their peace.
Perfect for:
• Nurse graduation gifts
• Nurse appreciation gifts
• Healthcare worker gifts
• Funny nurse candles
• Post-shift decompression rituals
Choose Your Scent
Each scent creates a unique emotional experience while maintaining the same funny nurse gift label.
Lavender & Vanilla — Soft, Calm, Restorative
A comforting blend designed to quiet the nervous system and create a peaceful atmosphere after emotionally demanding shifts.
Top: Lavender
Middle: Vanilla Bean
Base: Ambered Musk
Perfect for stress relief, emotional reset, and bedtime wind-down.
Birthday Cake — Warm, Sweet, Comforting
A nostalgic bakery scent that feels cozy, familiar, and emotionally soothing.
Top: Cream Cheese, Vanilla
Middle: Coconut, Almond
Base: Dough, Cake
Perfect for celebrations, nurse graduations, and milestone moments.
Grapefruit & Mint — Bright, Fresh, Energizing
A clean, refreshing scent that restores mental clarity and emotional energy.
Top: Grapefruit, Mint, Rhubarb
Middle: Rose, Lavender, Apple
Base: Vanilla
Perfect for daytime reset and emotional refresh.
White Tea & Jasmine — Clean, Serene, Spa-Like
A fresh, airy scent that creates a calm, peaceful environment and promotes mental clarity.
Top: Mandarin, Lemon
Middle: Bergamot, Ginger
Base: Jasmine, White Tea
Perfect for relaxation, emotional balance, and quiet recovery after long shifts.
Why Nurses Love It
• Funny, deeply relatable gift
• Clean-burning natural soy wax
• Meaningful nurse appreciation gift
• Hand-poured in small batches
• Created by a nurse who gets it
Perfect Gift For
• Nurse graduation gifts
• Nurse appreciation gifts
• New nurse gifts
• RN, BSN, NP graduates
• Healthcare worker gifts
• Nurse week gifts
• Coworker gifts
• Self-care gifts for nurses
Product Details
• 8 oz net wt
• 100% natural soy wax
• Lead-free, 100% cotton wick
• Approximate burn time: 45+ hours
• Phthalate-free, toxin-free fragrance oils
• Clear glass jar with gold lid
• Hand-poured in Texas by a fellow nurse
Fragrance also available in:
- Trim the wick before each burn
Keep the wick trimmed to about ¼ inch to ensure a clean, even burn and a gentle crackle.
- Allow a full melt pool on the first burn
Let the wax melt evenly across the surface to prevent tunneling and maximize burn time.
- Burn for 2–4 hours at a time
This helps preserve the fragrance and prevents the candle from overheating.
- Place on a heat-safe, stable surface
Always burn your candle on a flat, heat-resistant surface away from drafts.
- Keep away from flammable items
Avoid placing near curtains, bedding, books, or anything that could catch fire.
- Never leave a burning candle unattended
Extinguish before leaving the room or going to sleep.
- Keep out of reach of children and pets
For safety, place candles where little hands or curious paws can’t reach.
- Stop burning when ½ inch of wax remains
This prevents the jar from overheating and protects your surface.
- Extinguish gently
Use a candle snuffer or carefully blow out the flame to minimize smoke.
- Allow wax to cool before relighting or moving
Let the candle fully cool and reset between burns.
PROCESSING
We pack and ship most orders within 1–3 business days (Monday–Friday). During busy times like holidays or big sales, processing may take a little longer.
SHIPPING
$5.99 flat rate U.S. standard shipping. Orders over $75 ship free within the U.S.!
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email. Please allow up to 48 hours for tracking to show updates.
DELIVERY TIME
North America orders typically ship within 48–72 hours of processing and arrive in approximately 5–7 business days after shipment. Delivery times are determined by USPS and may vary.
Once your order has been scanned and accepted by USPS, Vibe & Glo Candle Studio is no longer able to control delivery timelines. We are not responsible for shipping delays, rerouted packages, or unsuccessful delivery attempts caused by the carrier.
If you have any questions about your order or shipment, please contact us at info@vibeandglocandlestudio.com