Smells Like Clocking the Fuck Out | Funny Candle Gift for Burnt Out Nurses
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Smells Like Clocking the Fuck Out
For when the shift is finally over and you're reclaiming your peace.
This candle is the exhale at the end of a long shift. The moment you step outside, silence your work phone, and remember you’re a whole person again. It’s made for nurses who give everything while they’re on—and deserve to fully clock out when they’re off.
Hand-poured by a nurse who gets it, this funny nurse gift candle turns the end of the workday into a ritual. Light it when the scrubs come off, the shoes come off, and the stress stays at the door.
Whether it’s a gift for yourself, a coworker, a nurse friend, or a graduation or appreciation gift, this candle captures the exact energy of finally being done.
Choose Your Scent
Each scent creates a unique emotional experience while maintaining the same funny nurse gift label.
Lavender & Vanilla — Soft, Calm, Restorative
A comforting blend that quiets the nervous system and promotes emotional reset.
Top: Lavender
Middle: Vanilla Bean
Base: Ambered Musk
Perfect for calming the nervous system after difficult shifts.
Birthday Cake — Warm, Sweet, Comforting
A cozy, nostalgic scent that creates emotional warmth and comfort.
Top: Cream Cheese, Vanilla
Middle: Coconut, Almond
Base: Dough, Cake
Perfect for emotional comfort and celebration.
Grapefruit & Mint — Bright, Fresh, Resetting
A refreshing citrus blend that restores energy and mental clarity.
Top: Grapefruit, Mint, Rhubarb
Middle: Rose, Lavender, Apple
Base: Vanilla
Perfect for mood reset and emotional refresh.
White Tea & Jasmine — Clean, Serene, Spa-Like
A fresh, calming scent that promotes peace and clarity.
Top: Mandarin, Lemon
Middle: Bergamot, Ginger
Base: Jasmine, White Tea
Perfect for stress relief and calm restoration.
Why Nurses Love It
• Created by a nurse, for nurses
• Funny, relatable nurse gift
• Crackling wooden wick creates a calming atmosphere
• Transforms post-shift decompression into a ritual
• Perfect for nurse appreciation, graduation, or coworker gifts
Product Details
• 8.5 oz net wt
• Approx. 45+ hour burn time
• Lead-free, 100% cotton wick
• 100% soy wax
• Phthalate-free, paraben-free, toxin-free fragrance oils
• Reusable clear glass jar with gold lid
• Hand-poured in small batches in Texas
• Made by a nurse who understands the job
Fragrance also available in:
- Trim the wick before each burn
Keep the wick trimmed to about ¼ inch to ensure a clean, even burn and a gentle crackle.
- Allow a full melt pool on the first burn
Let the wax melt evenly across the surface to prevent tunneling and maximize burn time.
- Burn for 2–4 hours at a time
This helps preserve the fragrance and prevents the candle from overheating.
- Place on a heat-safe, stable surface
Always burn your candle on a flat, heat-resistant surface away from drafts.
- Keep away from flammable items
Avoid placing near curtains, bedding, books, or anything that could catch fire.
- Never leave a burning candle unattended
Extinguish before leaving the room or going to sleep.
- Keep out of reach of children and pets
For safety, place candles where little hands or curious paws can’t reach.
- Stop burning when ½ inch of wax remains
This prevents the jar from overheating and protects your surface.
- Extinguish gently
Use a candle snuffer or carefully blow out the flame to minimize smoke.
- Allow wax to cool before relighting or moving
Let the candle fully cool and reset between burns.
PROCESSING
We pack and ship most orders within 1–3 business days (Monday–Friday). During busy times like holidays or big sales, processing may take a little longer.
SHIPPING
$5.99 flat rate U.S. standard shipping. Orders over $75 ship free within the U.S.!
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email. Please allow up to 48 hours for tracking to show updates.
DELIVERY TIME
North America orders typically ship within 48–72 hours of processing and arrive in approximately 5–7 business days after shipment. Delivery times are determined by USPS and may vary.
Once your order has been scanned and accepted by USPS, Vibe & Glo Candle Studio is no longer able to control delivery timelines. We are not responsible for shipping delays, rerouted packages, or unsuccessful delivery attempts caused by the carrier.
If you have any questions about your order or shipment, please contact us at info@vibeandglocandlestudio.com