Funny Nurse Gift - Smells Like Clocking the Fuck Out Soy Candle
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Smells Like Clocking the Fuck Out
For when the shift is finally over and you're reclaiming your peace.
This candle is the exhale at the end of a long shift. The moment you step outside, silence your work phone, and remember you’re a whole person again. It’s made for nurses who give everything while they’re on—and deserve to fully clock out when they’re off.
Hand-poured by a nurse who gets it, this funny nurse gift candle turns the end of the workday into a ritual. Light it when the scrubs come off, the shoes come off, and the stress stays at the door.
Whether it’s a gift for yourself, a coworker, a nurse friend, or a graduation or appreciation gift, this candle captures the exact energy of finally being done.
Choose Your Scent
Each scent creates a unique emotional experience while maintaining the same funny nurse gift label.
Lavender & Vanilla — Soft, Calm, Restorative
A comforting blend that quiets the nervous system and promotes emotional reset.
Top: Lavender
Middle: Vanilla Bean
Base: Ambered Musk
Perfect for calming the nervous system after difficult shifts.
Birthday Cake — Warm, Sweet, Comforting
A cozy, nostalgic scent that creates emotional warmth and comfort.
Top: Cream Cheese, Vanilla
Middle: Coconut, Almond
Base: Dough, Cake
Perfect for emotional comfort and celebration.
Grapefruit & Mint — Bright, Fresh, Resetting
A refreshing citrus blend that restores energy and mental clarity.
Top: Grapefruit, Mint, Rhubarb
Middle: Rose, Lavender, Apple
Base: Vanilla
Perfect for mood reset and emotional refresh.
White Tea & Jasmine — Clean, Serene, Spa-Like
A fresh, calming scent that promotes peace and clarity.
Top: Mandarin, Lemon
Middle: Bergamot, Ginger
Base: Jasmine, White Tea
Perfect for stress relief and calm restoration.
Why Nurses Love It
• Created by a nurse, for nurses
• Funny, relatable nurse gift
• Crackling wooden wick creates a calming atmosphere
• Transforms post-shift decompression into a ritual
• Perfect for nurse appreciation, graduation, or coworker gifts
Product Details
• 8.5 oz net wt
• Approx. 45+ hour burn time
• Lead-free, 100% cotton wick
• 100% soy wax
• Phthalate-free, paraben-free, toxin-free fragrance oils
• Reusable clear glass jar with gold lid
• Hand-poured in small batches in Texas
• Made by a nurse who understands the job